Instead of killing an unwanted tree , this machine makes it possible to move it to a new place instead.
Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner
*on vacation with my Dad and I wanted to trail ride on the beach*
My Dad: You want to PAY to ride a horse on the beach?! YOU OWN A HORSE. YOU RIDE IT IN A SAND RING EVERYDAY?! Get someone to throw a bucket of water at you and it’d be the same!
Lee Pace slept next to camping out Comic Con goers. (x)
no but imagine you’re just napping and you roll over and lee pace is there looking like a dirtbag frat boy
Say NO to captivity!
last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti
but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”
pretty much there are only four types of comic book fans here on tumblr at this point
there are comic book fans in general
there are dc fans
there are marvel fans
and then there are the marvel fans who gotta make everything a competition but pretty much shit talks dc without even having a clue what’s going on with dc and is pretty much being an ignorant shit just to make marvel superior
you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK